Game on, gift wrapped

Buying a present for a sports fan ought to be straightforward. They have spent most of the year telling you what they like, often at considerable volume in front of the television. Yet somehow December arrives and we are back to novelty socks and another mug bearing the crest of a club that has already caused quite enough disappointment. 

For expats in the Netherlands, there is another possibility. Give something that gets the recipient out into their adopted country, preferably with a friend and without requiring a second mortgage. Between Sinterklaas, Christmas and the annual promise to become more active in January, there is plenty of scope. Here are five sporting presents that should survive longer in the memory than the wrapping paper. 

Start with the golfer, a creature whose optimism deserves special recognition during a Dutch winter. A forecast of horizontal rain is apparently just an invitation to buy a more expensive waterproof jacket. Indoor golf offers a more civilized arrangement, with real clubs, real swings and a screen doing the travelling. 

RUFF Golf at The Wall in Utrecht has six TrackMan simulators, alongside minigolf and a clubhouse bistro. Experienced players can work on their game, while newcomers can discover why hitting a stationary ball inspires so much discussion. The social setting also makes this a good present for someone who misses the golfing companions left behind when they moved abroad. Bring a friend; the machine will supply the inconvenient evidence about whose drive was actually longer. 

RUFF advertises gift cards for sale in its Utrecht shop at Proostwetering 5a; venue information and bookings are at ruffgolf.eu/nl. For an online purchase, Club Birdies in Amsterdam offers indoor golf vouchers through clubbirdies.nl/cadeaubon, plus a separate golf and dining option. Its address is Pilotenstraat 41. That gives the buyer a useful choice between practice time and making a proper evening of it. Neither promises to cure a slice, but at least rain can be removed from the list of excuses. 

For the runner, resist the temptation to buy shoes because they look fast. Running shoes are personal equipment, and knowing somebody’s shoe size is only the beginning. The thoughtful gift is some spending power at a specialist shop, with the recipient making the final selection. 

All4running sells gift cards online in €10, €25, €50 and €100 denominations, redeemable both online and in its shops. They remain valid for two years, and the balance can be spent in instalments. Purchase through all4running.nl/cadeaukaarten or visit the stores at Amstelveenseweg 130 in Amsterdam, Lijnmarkt 17 in Utrecht or Langestraat 83 in Alkmaar. The shops also offer running analysis, useful when choosing that next pair. 

A €25 or €50 contribution lets the runner decide whether the immediate priority is footwear, clothing or another small piece of kit. Add a handwritten promise to join them for a gentle run and the gift becomes rather more personal. Define “gentle” beforehand. To somebody training for a marathon, that word can conceal a considerable amount of suffering. 

The third idea is a shared introduction to pickleball. Despite the name, no fermented vegetables are involved. Played with solid paddles and a perforated plastic ball on a compact court, it offers an approachable way into racket sport. Doubles also provides a convenient opportunity to meet people, which can be as valuable to a newcomer as the exercise. 

Amsterdam Racket Club has two indoor pickleball courts at Van der Boechorststraat 38, with bookings accessible through amsterdamracketclub.nl/pickleball. Give a booked session for four and make an occasion of it. This is a court booking rather than a verified off-the-shelf gift voucher, so agree a suitable date with the recipient and check equipment arrangements with the club. 

For readers around The Hague, Sportcentrum Mariahoeve offers outdoor pickleball court hire at €15 an hour without membership, with paddles available at €2.50 each. Reserve through sportcentrummariahoeve.nl/en/pickleball or at the sports centre bar. An outdoor booking is better earmarked for a pleasant spring day. Even the most enthusiastic recipient might question a Christmas present involving a plastic ball and a December gale. 

The fourth present is a small investment in becoming more Dutch: time on the ice. There comes a point in expat life when watching your neighbours glide effortlessly around a rink begins to feel like unfinished business. A lesson makes a kinder introduction than being pushed towards the ice with instructions to “just relax”. 

Amsterdam’s Jaap Eden IJsbaan sells emailed gift vouchers from €10 to €100 through jaapeden.nl/praktische-informatie/cadeaubonnen. Valid for two years, they can be used for products in its webshop, including admission and skating lessons. For the 2026–27 season, the rink lists a half-hour adult private lesson at €56.75, giving a useful indication of the budget for actual instruction. 

For recipients elsewhere, schaatscadeaukaart.nl sells a broader skating gift card accepted at participating Dutch rinks. Check the chosen venue and spending options before buying. The attraction is a winter outing together, perhaps followed by something warm, and the possibility that next time the Dutch start discussing ice conditions you can contribute more than a nervous smile. 

Finally, there is the Formula One expert who knows exactly where every driver went wrong. Racesquare offers an opportunity to move that expertise from the sofa to a simulator. Its one-hour Race Experience includes practice, qualifying and a race, with three difficulty levels, advertised at €27.50 per person. 

Buy at racesquare.com/giftcard or at its venues, including Amsterdam, Rotterdam, Utrecht and Zandvoort. Cards are available digitally or by post and are valid for two years, although the full balance must be used in one transaction. Give a pair of sessions and settle the household championship properly. Any disappointing result can, naturally, be attributed to the tyres. 

Whatever ends up under the tree, the best sporting gift may simply be an excuse to spend time together. Season’s greetings, fellow sports fans. May your drives stay straight, your feet stay dry and your team finally justify your loyalty. And if the festive calories go to extra time, remember: the walk back to the buffet is not officially cross-training. 

Written by John Mahnen